Q: I’m an Internet porn model in training. I’ve been making some decent money as a webcam performer but I really want to open my own paysite. The thing is, I’ve asked around at webmaster boards if others think my content will sell. More than one person has told me that my boobs are too small and that I need to get implants in order to sell subscriptions. What do you say Professor? Do big tits equal paysite success?

A: Hell no.
Even if your tits were on the back of your head, I wouldn’t advise plastic surgery. In fact, if your tits were on the back of your head, you’d be a legend! Don’t listen to boob whores. They like boobs. Your task is to find the tiny tit lovers out there and make them pay to see yours. Trust me, there are gobs of guys (and gals) out there who will pay money to see you naked.

If you have a physical quality others find lacking, I say embrace it! Celebrate it! Is your butt too big? Wham, you’re a Booty Babe! Are you well past 21? Zap! You’re a MILF! The thing I love most about the adult Internet is that it completely disproves the Madison Avenue concept of physical perfection. You said you were making money with your webcam modeling so obviously somebody likes you just the way you are. Go with that and good luck!