Q: I just got into the whole internet porn thing. I find it fascinating and I’m dying to get started making the cash. I want some fast turn-around cause I could seriously use the money. Where do I start? Where can I make the most money in the fastest time?

A: Sigh. Fast and money are a dangerous combination. I suppose the fastest return is still in gallery creation/submission. You build a gallery page, which is composed of a set of thumbnailed images laid out in marketing harmony with sponsor banners. You build it and then submit it to Thumbnail Gallery Post sites. If you did everything right, then surfers will click on your sponsor banners and buy memberships of which you’re paid a commission. That’s probably the fastest way but that doesn’t mean it’s the easy way.

For instance, TGP surfers are notoriously cheap. In order to gain one paying customer from a gallery listing even the best webmaster has to get at least a hundred other non-profitable to hits their page. By the same token, only the galleries that are served from paid hosting with paid content acquire the best TGP listings. If you get a good listing and a buttload of hits it’s all fine, if your marketing doesn’t suck. Can you afford to pay for wasted bandwidth if your gallery receives 20-50 thousand hits without a sale?

As I said, fast and money are dangerous combination of words.