Back to School!
  Written By Titmowse

The crisp crack of autumn is in the air and from college campuses you can hear the happy proclamation “You got the Internet? Cool! Let’s search for porn!”

Tra la la. The summer slump is over and the university-bound perverts are back in class. All is right with the world and signups are ringing again. Then again maybe that whole summer slowdown crap is propaganda disseminated by the man, all designed to keep us down.

Slow or go-go whatever your summer was like it’s over. New adults are fresh out of the house with their little laptops and pre-loaded debit cards. They’re free, they’re horny and they’d rather stay in their dorms looking up smut on the net than actually going out and hunting for real poonanny. They want your stuff and they want it now before they have to buy new books.

What’s on the menu for the 18-yr old coeducational male?

 Coed girls of course! Can’t have enough of those. You see them everywhere from galleries on Thumbnail Posts to ‘reality’ frat porn paysites. You got your cheerleaders, Goth gals, hippie chicks and babealicious babes. There’s gangbang coeds, monster cock-loving cuties and the omnipotent girls gone wild. With a credit card and a computer any pimple-faced geek can have the sorority queen of his dreams.

 When the boys get hot for teacher, there’s enough to go around. MILF still means foxy mamma and many uninitiated men want their women broken in! Go with the real granny stuff if you will, but depend on those sexy gals of yesterweek to grow them boners! If she’s under 40 or still fuckable at 50, she’s a keeper! College dudes are in to mature babes, and out, and in, and out...

 What’s the buzzword? EXTREME! Some gals will do anything and leave it to pornographers to catch it on camera. More than three-ways. More than orgies. More than taking it up the butt. Two dicks up the butt! One dick in the vagina and two in the butt! Creampies! Facials! Gangbangs involving hundreds! Trick em with a tranny! Fool them with a felch! Humiliate the men! Humiliate the ladies! You can’t be too bizarre with these fantasy scenarios but you do want to be within the law.

 College brings out the gay in everyone! When you’re marking this year’s school calendar, don’t forget to write in the queer ticket. Homosexual porn is as varied and trendy as the straight market, if not more so. As far as higher education is concerned, many times it’s easier to be gay in your room than it is to be out on campus. With gay web smut, a guy can be a cyberhomo in private. As far as dirty pictures go, queer males dig youth (twinks), looks (hunks) and maturity (bears) as much as straight males do. Reality, extreme, videos, image galleries, yeah, all the same stuff.

 Don’t forget the games! Whether your site contains a constantly updated plethora of Flash masterpieces or only has one, silly cyber doodad, the college men love the games. Reel them in with a whack-an-ass or some pimp RPG. Try out some legit gambling sponsor or see if your can code your own gaming table. Try some of the great plugin games that are easy on bandwidth an immensely addictive. Give a sample or two on a free page. Get them used to clicking and coming back.

 You got stuff? Now is the time to sell your stuff before the student loan money runs out! Horny 18-yr olds can’t live on porn alone! If you sell computer software or hardware, t-shirts, games/consoles/adapters, stereo equipment or recreational glassware, this is your big chance! Right now some sophomore, somewhere just got his VISA loaded up by the ‘rents. Penis pills! Trucker hats! Polyphonic ringtones! It’s your job to determine the stuff he must have and supply it.

Gotta love the college market. They’re not always responsible but you can forever rely on their need to grow up fast. Buzzing on latte, puking at rush parties, cramming for tests and sweating their grades, they are our bread and butter. Keep your eyes on them, make sure they use their real credit cards and check ID’s at the door.