Back to School!
The crisp crack of autumn is in the air and from college campuses you can hear the happy proclamation “You got the...
It's Okay to Stay Home!
Yeah. Yeah. A bunch of adult webmasters got together and had the time of their lives at a convention on the beach...
In Defense of Free Stuff!
I’ve written numerous articles on how to make money through the adult Internet without spending a dime. I do this because...
TOS or SOL!
I love you all. I want you to succeed. I want you to get filthy, stinking rich so you can support Titmowse in her old age...
Who Can You Trust?
A short while ago a sponsor was accused of shaving, a turnkey provider was implicated with fraud, a content producer...
Are You Ethically Challenged?
Whereas I get tired of being labeled the cause of all that is morally wrong with the world, I have to agree there are...
Mainstream, the New Niche
I got into the whole punk thing pretty late in the game. I became one in 1982, approximately five years into the movement...
Search Tips From Tit!
Sometimes I feel like Johnny Mnemonic. My brain has a maximum capacity of 160 Gigs but I need to be able to store 320...
Morality and Porn
Is the adult webmaster who takes a moral stance a hypocrite? Monotheists, militant feminists and the US Attorney General....
Anti-Social in a Social Scene
I think I’m like many of you. I’m a lone wolf, from the middle of nowhere. I stalk this dirty forest. I’m grabbing food and...
No Magic. No Tricks!
If I could tell you one thing. If I could impart upon you just one word of wisdom. If I could say that single magic phrase...
Be Special!
You don’t have to own a paysite to make money from Internet porn. You don’t have to own a TGP or a top list or even...
Listen Up Newbie!
Sorry my sweet froggers but Professor Titmowse is tired. I’ve been helping newbie adult webmasters for over...
When is it Time to Spend Money?
I hate spending money when I don’t have to. The Internet has been a wonderland for a miserly bastard like me. I’ve...
How You Deal!
When future doctors and nurses are in school, they’re taught to emotionally separate themselves from their...
Get Out!!
Last month I did a very uncharacteristic thing. I went to the University in my town and signed myself and the kid up...
Decoding Stats!
For the adult webmaster the words statistics, stats, these words provoke emotion, reaction and action. Statistical...
How Much Money?
When you begin to work for a person or company in the physical world you agree to a certain wage or salary...
Find Your Special Spot!
Are you like me? Did you have that defining moment when you realized the endless possibilities available to...
Summer? Are You Kidding?
It’s that time of year again. Tax time? No. Tax time just passed and hopefully we all came through it valiantly. It’s...
Is Porn Getting Out of Hand?
I think back to what porn was like twenty years go. The truth is smut is a hell of a lot easier to find than it was before...
Judge Me!
New adult webmasters ask this often. Lamentably few of them are prepared for the replies they receive in response...
HTML: The Essential Language
HTML is easy to learn. The technical creation of a web site isn’t exactly brain surgery. Profitable adult webmasters...
Make it Special!!
Who says you have to have a regular old porn site? Who says you have to follow the herd? Hell, who says you even...
Hooray for ASACP!
Try this sometime. Go to Google or AllTheWeb. Click on the News tab. Now, type in the word porn and click the submit...
Little Fish in a Big Pond
You heard that countless times when you were growing up. You wished for the day when you'd never hear it again...
Where Do You Belong?
Everybody is good at something. Some of us are talented artistically. Some of us know how to write good sales...
What Do These Words Mean?
Words are words. By themselves, they have no real power. They are merely symbols for the tangible and intangible...
Rules of Behavior: Unseemly Profession - Part #4
You heard that countless times when you were growing up. You wished for the day when you'd never hear it again...
I Like My Spam Fried
My Dad worked his way through college as a fry cook. Every once in a while, he would prepare cool treats for...
The Summer Slowdown is Over
Hooray kids! That real/not real time referred to in the adult webmaster world as the SUMMER SLOWDOWN is almost...
How I Got Into Online Porn
Face it. We have cool jobs. There's a hefty faction of modern society that will say otherwise, but you and I know better...
Pick one Thing and Do it Well!
When I first started in the adult Internet I had these great visions of a master porn network that would fly to the highest...
Summer Slowdown!
The summer slow down in the online porn world. Is it real? The belief is that a majority of Internet's paying porn...
Etiquette for an Unseemly Profession - Part #3
Hey Academy readers! You're here at one of those times I feel the need to explain the unspoken interpersonal guidelines...
Protecting Your Innovative Ideas!
I have a personal theory that approximately twenty people on this planet have the same brilliant idea at the same time...
Etiquette for an Unseemly Profession - Part #2
Like different cultures have different methods of proper social behavior, different professions go about...
The Reality of Online Success!
Last year, a lot of people who were employed by non-adult Internet related companies lost their jobs. The year began...
Peer or Predator?
As an adult webmaster, you're part of an Industry that is paving the way for all others on the Internet. Many of the technologies...
Rules of Etiquette for an Unseemly Profession
In the world of adult webmasters the message board is so vital, sponsors and hosts are willing to pay thousands of...
Don't Forget Your Meta Tags!
What the blankety blank is a friggin META TAG? You ask. META TAGS are what will make the difference between being...
Newbies: Where Do You Begin?
Where do I start? Where in this field do I begin my study or effort or invest my money? Where is the first place I need to go...
Stay Clean From Porn Marshals!
Have you taken the proper steps to make sure your adult site is in compliance with the law? Sure, you may have licensed...
Remember: Walk, Don't Run!
I am assuming that you want to be a successful adult webmaster. I'll go even farther and guess that you probably have...
For Love or Just Money?
I had a dream about a wonderful land where riches fell upon those who were worthy because of their cleverness...
Times Up on Internet Success!
A new kid came into the big, bad adult webmaster BBS the other night. She made a plea to all the members of the board...
Is Porn a Private Club?
The doors are closed. This is a private club. We are no longer accepting new members. Does the business of the adult...
Big Money in Porn! Fact or Fiction?
You are a rare and sheltered Internet user if you've never seen this phrase: "Make Fabulous Money while You Sleep With...