No Magic. No Tricks!
  Written By Titmowse

If I could tell you one thing. If I could impart upon you just one word of wisdom. If I could say that single magic phrase. If I could, I would. But it wouldn’t matter.

You wouldn’t listen to me anyway.

You want magic? You want special insight into unseen truths? Go visit a psychic.

Look. I understand. I’ve been there. You know you can make this work. You know you have something to offer. You know that you are just as smart and just as able as any other adult webmaster. All you need is a chance. All you need is a break. All you need is to learn that one trick. Then all your dreams will come true.

Then you can own the adult Internet.

Cozy Academy -at this moment- contains over two hundred lessons for the adult webmaster. Are you an absolute newbie? Need to know how to build a web page, find hosting and content? Don’t know what content is? We have a class for that too. We have classes on how to get traffic. We have lessons on different kinds of porn in our Nichology class. Do you want to build galleries? Would you rather operate and run a Thumbnail Gallery Post site? Classes. We got em.

Are you concerned about the legalities of running a porn site? Our Legal Industry Primer is there to the rescue. When you take the big step and open your first paysite, Cozy Academy's Paysite Success class will aid you in your achievement. Want to start slowly and with as little expense as possible? We’ll instruct you on how to get free hosting, free content, free traffic and how’s it’s possible to make money without spending a cent.

Are you bold and brazen and unstoppable? We’ll show you where to direct your energies. We’ll teach the importance of single-mindedness in this crazy business. Are you hesitant, unsure of yourself or afraid to speak up? Were you dissed by supposedly superior adult webmasters? Visit our Cozy Campus Message Board. We have a NO ASSHOLE policy there. Me, your moderator, I am not just a font of great info; I'm warm and a fair host. You have a new site that you want critiqued? Visit our Cozy Critics Forum on the Campus. Got a newbie question but you don’t really wish to deal with the typical newbie hazing? You’ll never find that on Campus, especially in our special Newbie Forum. Just want to let off steam, be silly or ask the serious questions? Come on in to our main forum. We’ve got a bunch of regulars who are smart, open minded and ready to help. They come because they know they’re welcome.

As I said before, we have over 200 lessons on Cozy Academy. I know because I’ve written about 160 of them. I have stated time and again if you’re new to this business, you’re new to this business. If you want to know all the stuff the big boys know, read the lessons. We’ve laid it all out for you in step-by-step fashion. We’ll keep adding new lessons and classes as fast as our Cozy Professors can write them. We’ll show you what’s accepted and what’s forbidden. We’ll help you understand your market and point you to the tools that make you profits. We’ll expose the myths and the scams. We’ll shine a light on the righteous and ethical.

Before you go off half-cocked we’ll gently tell you to take it slow. At Cozy Academy we don’t charge you tuition. We don’t make you jump through hoops or even sign up for anything. We give you real instruction that you can absorb at your leisure.

So you want the magic? You want us to reveal to you the special tricks? You are just dying to have us show you the secret handshake. You want those seminal, life-altering words of wisdom? Here they are:

There is no special formula. There are no magic tricks. You are the magic. You are the missing ingredient in the special formula. We give you all the tools but it’s up to you to do the work. The magic. The tricks. They come from within. They come from experience and trial and error. All we can do is show you where the learning is. The magic us up to you.